
Your On-the-Go Emergency Plan
Don't get caught off-guard by a treacherous toot. This kit is your ultimate contingency plan for life's most awkward moments. Compact and discreet, it’s designed for your car, desk, or backpack, ensuring you're always prepared for a surprise "code brown."
Full-Spectrum Cleanup & Recovery
We handle the aftermath from every angle. The moist towelettes take care of the physical cleanup, while the hilariously witty puns inside provide a much-needed laugh for your emotional recovery. It’s a complete rescue operation for your backside and your mood.
The unique advantages of this product
| Bracurve | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Real, usable supplies inside a hilarious gift. | ||
| Witty, adult humor that doesn't feel childish. | ||
| A complete solution for cleanup and emotional recovery. | ||
| Discreet and portable for true on-the-go emergencies. | ||
| Turns an embarrassing moment into a funny story. |
Witty, Grown-Up Humor for Any Occasion
This is potty humor, perfected for adults. It’s packed with cheeky charm and self-aware jokes that are clever, not crude. It’s the unexpected hit of any gift exchange, guaranteed to make everyone laugh without crossing the line.
Fully-Stocked & Fully Functional
This isn’t just a joke; it’s a real survival kit. The durable tin comes stocked with essential supplies like tissues, moist wipes, and disposable underpants. It’s your bug-out bag for bum emergencies, ready to get you from disaster to "all clear" in record time.
★★★ Loved by 50,000+customers ★★★
Everyone's evaluation of this product
98%
From panic to peace, instantly. No more fear of unexpected accidents.
95%
Laughter replaced my embarrassment after a messy situation.
97%
This tiny kit gave me huge confidence all day long.
99%
lt turned a potential disaster into a funny story.
94%
The best gift: a solution wrapped in a good laugh.
92%
I finally feel prepared for anything, anywhere l go.
Summarized from 200 buyer reviews
Answers to some questions
Q1: What exactly is included in the kit?
Q1: What exactly is included in the kit?
A1:Each kit includes a pack of tissues, moist towelettes for a thorough clean-up, a pair of disposable underpants, and a collection of our famously funny puns to lighten the mood, all housed in a durable, travel-sized tin.
Q2: Is this just a joke item, or are the supplies actually usable?
Q2: Is this just a joke item, or are the supplies actually usable?
A2:This is a fully functional emergency kit! While it's designed to be hilarious, the supplies are high-quality and absolutely usable in a pinch. It’s a real solution for a real problem, delivered with a sense of humor.
Q3: What are the dimensions of the tin? Is it easy to carry?
Q3: What are the dimensions of the tin? Is it easy to carry?
A3:The tin is compact and travel-sized, measuring approximately 4.5 x 3.5 x 1.5 inches. It's designed to be easily stored in a glove box, backpack, desk drawer, or purse without taking up much space.
Q4: Is this an appropriate gift for a coworker or a casual friend?
Q4: Is this an appropriate gift for a coworker or a casual friend?
A4:It depends on your relationship and their sense of humor! This gift is perfect for close friends, family members, or anyone who appreciates witty, cheeky humor. For a coworker or casual acquaintance, we'd recommend only giving it if you are certain they would find it funny.
Q5: Are the moist wipes flushable?
Q5: Are the moist wipes flushable?
A5:For the safety of your plumbing and the environment, we recommend disposing of the used wipes in the trash, not the toilet, even if they are labeled as flushable. This is the most responsible practice.
Q6: I have a sensitive skin condition. Are the wipes safe to use?
Q6: I have a sensitive skin condition. Are the wipes safe to use?
A6:Our wipes are gentle, but we always recommend checking the ingredients list upon receipt if you have known skin sensitivities or allergies. When in doubt, it's best to test the wipes on a small patch of skin first or use your own trusted brand.